asshole casserole?? ... By: AmaNOfHiSworD11. on 06 Jan 09, 13:44:15 asshole casserole????
Ramen* Noodles ... By: Clarkeyrules1. on 01 Jan 09, 02:29:47 Ramen* Noodles ...
IM OUT OF ROMAN ... By: Ufan899. on 30 Dec 08, 18:08:00 IM OUT OF ROMAN NOODLES!
I wish my ex had ... By: Spikescalling. on 17 Dec 08, 20:09:12 I wish my ex had reeked of Ozone when she got mad...I didn't have any warning...she'd just go nuts.
if you dont post ... By: korn2disturbed. on 13 Dec 08, 08:00:45 if you dont post this a clown weilding a chainsaw will come into your house at 3:00 A.M
so like anyman ... By: ilikepie1984. on 12 Dec 08, 18:32:15 so like anyman would...i screamd and locked my self in the bathroom
"and I was in the ... By: oldskewlboy. on 09 Dec 08, 07:26:40 "and I was in the outcast losers who fell into the bonfire group.... very exclusive group" hahahah
hey wow hey wow hey ... By: snubfrog. on 06 Dec 08, 21:49:00 hey wow hey wow hey wow hey wow. hey... wow hey wow. we dont wanna have to come back here.
if that happened to ... By: icetitan123. on 20 Nov 08, 07:07:31 if that happened to n=me i would of left the house
Hey c'mon... hey.. ... By: vulpinesoul. on 14 Nov 08, 14:21:58 Hey c'mon... hey.. Quit Bein' a Wussy!!
you hit me
to ... By: lilshoe5. on 11 Nov 08, 05:55:15 you hit me
to which i replied ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hey just let me ... By: Grimm345. on 08 Nov 08, 03:51:42 hey just let me talk to Rick....yeah she's doing it again.
i have a sugar ... By: suicidalkatana. on 03 Nov 08, 23:13:00 i have a sugar imbalance lol
i Realized am a ... By: spyderchihustler. on 25 Oct 08, 12:17:55 i Realized am a very pretty man,lmao
lmfao' dady im out ... By: josifulis. on 25 Oct 08, 06:01:17 lmfao' dady im out of ramen noodles
Why? So you can get ... By: Drag0nH3artz. on 22 Oct 08, 23:15:44 Why? So you can get 3rd degree burns, nerve damage and have your lungs collapse.
Your a pretty smart guy.
Dumbass...
He don't take any ... By: MrVulgaris. on 21 Oct 08, 23:40:49 He don't take any shit!
hey well your a ... By: Misscomplicated66. on 17 Oct 08, 20:18:06 hey well your a dinosaur head!!!!
woah hey woah hey ... By: lampost321. on 12 Oct 08, 01:36:38 woah hey woah hey woah hey woah hey how heyyy
you know just let ... By: Leftygolfer14. on 10 Oct 08, 20:47:15 you know just let me talk to rick........ yes shes doing it again lol.
lol i wanna fall ... By: sddn69. on 30 Sep 08, 05:35:56 lol i wanna fall into a bon fire xD
just let me talk to ... By: magenta667. on 15 Sep 08, 06:24:36 just let me talk to rick...lmao
stephen king is the ... By: magenta667. on 15 Sep 08, 06:22:10 stephen king is the shit!!!!
you hit me, to ... By: movieaddict19. on 10 Sep 08, 23:46:38 you hit me, to which I replied "AAHH!! LOL
"and I regret it... ... By: olafsirpab. on 08 Sep 08, 08:21:13 "and I regret it... cause it wasn't as hard as i could've man!"
I know but I ... By: woogha. on 08 Jan 09, 15:44:42 I know but I thought there would be more than just the neutral space content. Kinda like his new post divorce stuff.
did this ever get ... By: flclfan85. on 07 Jan 09, 03:10:59 did this ever get released on DVD? I know there was a 2-disc CD set released (seen it at my local Best Buy) but was there a DVD for this?
j2dacob,and ... By: 51thechad51. on 06 Jan 09, 01:38:24 j2dacob,and kloless seem to be needing to understand what it means by laughing at your problems.
those clowns probably think dane cook is the end all be all of comedy
he is the one comic ... By: mscheck73. on 29 Dec 08, 05:04:30 he is the one comic that inspires me to write comedy because he keeps it real
Haha. xD
That was ... By: ToriandLays. on 28 Dec 08, 02:38:56 Haha. xD
That was hilarious.
And guys, lay off of kisara2323.
She was just proving a point. She didn't need you guys acting like stuck up jerks.
please pity you ... By: kloless. on 24 Dec 08, 21:38:23 please pity you right suck it up get over yourself and how "bad you have it" and get a job and try to change it
write a novel bout ... By: j2dacob. on 24 Dec 08, 20:07:15 write a novel bout it or suck it up
THANK YOU for ... By: lolazabagabe. on 23 Dec 08, 07:37:39 THANK YOU for posting this!
thank you so much ... By: angelgurl10145. on 23 Dec 08, 06:22:44 thank you so much for uploading the full version!!!
Hey...I was really ... By: Spikescalling. on 18 Dec 08, 16:14:14 Hey...I was really quiet...oh shit. *Ducks*
You know, believe ... By: kisara2323. on 18 Dec 08, 02:55:52 You know, believe it or not, some people DO have problems like this other than Christopher Titus. My father had huge drinking issues before he died, my mom has been sent to a mental home, and yes, there have been times in my life when i have had barely anything. And secondly, unless you actually know someone, don't say that you doubt anything about his family. There's people that have dysfunctional families. It happens. We ARE the majority, remember?
yea suuuuuure, i ... By: avrilrox1100. on 16 Dec 08, 20:18:01 yea suuuuuure, i doubt ur family is like his, does yur dad have HUGE drinkin problems? does yur mom live in a mental home or did she already commit suicide? do u barely have anything in your home? i dont think so!
....toilet backed ... By: RDSchley. on 12 Dec 08, 20:41:54 ....toilet backed up...
its called comedy, ... By: RDSchley. on 12 Dec 08, 20:37:41 its called comedy, im sorry that you have to vent your own issues by calling americans stupid. im sorry your country isnt as good as ours in many ways (yet better than ours in others). you mabye jealous... if not your just ignorant and no better than the people you hate.
"...one of my ... By: Epi2Gib. on 09 Dec 08, 04:04:49 "...one of my uncles is a Mormon"
So fuuuuuuuucking true
this was 3 months ... By: bbj73194. on 05 Dec 08, 05:15:44 this was 3 months ago, but didn't ya'll see the "to me that is" part. which implies i was stateing an opinion. and you all didn't have to try and bch me out for my opinion.
and another one.... ... By: yfh10mg. on 04 Dec 08, 11:27:14 and another one.......
fuck you, Your ... By: xvi3000. on 04 Dec 08, 06:05:44 fuck you, Your jealous
no wait wait lol XD By: jhkgyg098. on 02 Dec 08, 21:45:48 no wait wait lol XD
Yet another stupid ... By: yfh10mg. on 02 Dec 08, 14:38:15 Yet another stupid american!
Amazingly Funny By: misner9899. on 01 Dec 08, 06:33:27 Amazingly Funny
Same my family is ... By: junotoddfan. on 30 Nov 08, 16:58:32 Same my family is just like Titus's. =)
more then likely, ... By: 51thechad51. on 06 Jan 09, 01:49:06 more then likely, cus im almost sure thats his NEXT COMEDY CENTRAL special
who's jacked for that one? lol
"and we are ... By: lampost321. on 06 Jan 09, 01:40:53 "and we are HIGHHHHHHHH"
fuckin love this ... By: Kami9799. on 04 Jan 09, 11:31:20 fuckin love this guy! Just saw him live last night
then my drunk ... By: imtherealAdamWest. on 30 Dec 08, 21:16:02 then my drunk friends proceed to stomp me out
(after falling into ... By: BackyardJedi219. on 23 Dec 08, 23:22:53 (after falling into a bonfire and going home from the hospital) i'm not in military school, look for the body. Ken Titus is the Killer. Funny as Fuck
Youīre such a ... By: marvkevinnancy3. on 20 Dec 08, 06:06:06 Youīre such a dickwod.
I put my suvierly ... By: marvkevinnancy3. on 20 Dec 08, 06:04:00 I put my suvierly burned hands into the nice cool soothing salt water. I freaking LOL
DUUUUUUUUUUDE * ... By: Autobotsdie. on 19 Dec 08, 21:05:16 DUUUUUUUUUUDE *snickers* I'm not laughing at you. *Snickers some more* But you are wasted.
good one By: jediknightking. on 19 Dec 08, 07:39:51 good one
You can find the CD ... By: IndyX. on 13 Dec 08, 04:28:01 You can find the CD still. Its still in print
where do you get ... By: zdrewbie. on 09 Dec 08, 15:16:46 where do you get the video?originally is it on sale or somthing?
is he still on tour ... By: puertoricandude16. on 09 Dec 08, 02:45:59 is he still on tour with love and evol? or is it over?
chhh
You're not ... By: Verrucktwulf. on 06 Dec 08, 17:12:09 chhh
You're not gonna do that again, are ya?
I was listening to ... By: DelfigMark. on 03 Dec 08, 00:32:05 I was listening to the Beastie Boys's "Licence to Ill" at a soothing MILLION decibles!!
i love the really ... By: fireflower123. on 03 Dec 08, 00:27:34 i love the really sarcastic laugh he does :P
heh heh heh heh heh
they were ... By: icetitan123. on 29 Nov 08, 08:30:27 they were HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!
Chris and his ... By: laughinfree91392. on 27 Nov 08, 12:34:52 Chris and his friends were HIIIIIIIIIIIGH!
they were so high they could hear heaven!
Nevermore wussie ... By: EnochMetatron. on 22 Nov 08, 23:14:48 Nevermore wussie shall I be!
We didn't win the ... By: habitat4343. on 20 Nov 08, 21:44:03 We didn't win the blue ribbon, but, we have it in our possesion. LOL!
"By the way, great ... By: Spikescalling. on 20 Nov 08, 19:29:40 "By the way, great way to fight...arms down, face presented..." Too funny...
"and we are ... By: thekrnjigga. on 18 Nov 08, 06:38:36 "and we are hiiiiiiiiiigh. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH. I-can-noo-longer-hold-my-body-upright-HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH."
"after that you ... By: bfeltsb. on 18 Nov 08, 02:34:54 "after that you dont need AA, its a one step program" lol o my god thats funny
Titus rocks this is ... By: Wakingcorpse. on 15 Nov 08, 03:11:52 Titus rocks this is nice
i would neven fight ... By: icetitan123. on 14 Nov 08, 06:09:36 i would neven fight my dad he would sit on me and kill me
p.s hes a big guy
dont go to burger ... By: icetitan123. on 14 Nov 08, 06:06:04 dont go to burger king go to Mc Donalds there burgers suck
"...mr. smart-ass ... By: AmaNOfHiSworD11. on 06 Jan 09, 13:10:18 "...mr. smart-ass comedinun.......comedinun.....you know what im tryin to say, goddammit!"
"shut up im talkin ... By: leezshortie. on 28 Dec 08, 21:29:54 "shut up im talkin to my son....i mean merry chirstmas grandma" LMAO
If you donīt know ... By: marvkevinnancy3. on 20 Dec 08, 06:11:40 If you donīt know what Iīm talking about itīs at 1:44. Itīs freaking funny
Donīt puss out on ... By: marvkevinnancy3. on 20 Dec 08, 06:08:10 Donīt puss out on me now!!!!! LOL.
the audio CD is on ... By: puertoricandude16. on 09 Dec 08, 02:58:28 the audio CD is on itunes. its better than nothing :)
And his head kept ... By: bandgeek16116. on 05 Dec 08, 04:37:16 And his head kept getting bigger and redder and the whole time I'm just thinking "Oh God, if he has a stroke........I'm not grounded"
Well old reptillian ... By: yoobe10. on 02 Dec 08, 21:00:22 Well old reptillian one, I fell into the bonfire.
download it By: zaxburger. on 28 Nov 08, 07:31:45 download it
hahahahaha!!!! XDDDD By: yondaime297. on 24 Nov 08, 19:11:14 hahahahaha!!!! XDDDD
I WISH this would ... By: drnapls2. on 23 Nov 08, 21:40:06 I WISH this would come out on DVD!!!!!
ok i'm a 17 year ... By: 27LeBlanc619. on 20 Nov 08, 01:25:13 ok i'm a 17 year old burned up homeless boy, with new nike's wearing an aligator shirt...OK
"im not in military ... By: bfeltsb. on 18 Nov 08, 02:41:51 "im not in military school, look for the body. ken titus is the killerrrrrrrr." lol
i love titus. man ... By: ufcCanadianhockey87. on 11 Nov 08, 03:41:46 i love titus. man hes a fucking genius. hes the only comedian to take a fucked up life and make it funny. miss the show "Im not in military school,look for the body." LMAO classic
Nothing like that ... By: SeamusMcGullicudy. on 24 Oct 08, 18:17:41 Nothing like that demerol-budweiser cocktail to start the day!
that's gonna hurt ... By: BigTerio1. on 22 Oct 08, 21:58:34 that's gonna hurt tomorrow huh? lmfao!
Gimme a tape! Guys ... By: SeamusMcGullicudy. on 21 Oct 08, 16:01:06 Gimme a tape! Guys gimme a tape! Gimme a tape!
7:35 - 8:41
" ... By: SUPERrrCHRIS. on 21 Oct 08, 00:37:10 7:35 - 8:41
" Hows it going Christopher? Mr Smart A** comedenin. comedenin. You know what iam trying to say GD ... WHAT SHUT UP IAM TALKING TO MY SON !!! i mean uh ... Merry christmas grandma ... Everybody hey, everybody hey, everybody hey, everbody hey, hey, heyyyyyyyyyyyy. look at my kid huh, when hes a kid he is a screw up . pshhhhhhhhhhhh please no bonfires. HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Well old reptilian ... By: SUPERrrCHRIS. on 21 Oct 08, 00:33:21 Well old reptilian one
I screamid, what would you do?
Well now you look like jesus, and jesus, you need a tic-tac.
Lmfao
oh god if he has a ... By: JagenXI. on 18 Oct 08, 00:31:23 oh god if he has a stroke... Im not grounded
Lol that is awesome
well O reptillian ... By: Misscomplicated66. on 17 Oct 08, 20:01:06 well O reptillian one...i fell into the bonfire.. hahahaha i loved that part
Reptillian one... ... By: WhiteTiger225. on 14 Oct 08, 10:01:00 Reptillian one... jesus... RAPTOR JESUS!
"everybody hey ... By: lampost321. on 12 Oct 08, 01:10:57 "everybody hey everybody hey everybody hey everybody hey HEYYY"
HAAHAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
"...I scream-ed." ... By: 13Noir. on 11 Oct 08, 23:49:12 "...I scream-ed." Lol, "Well now you look like Jesus. And Jesus, you need a tic-tac." Frickin' hilarious!
2:59-3:21 OMG! lol ... By: GiftedVision726. on 10 Oct 08, 12:57:30 2:59-3:21 OMG! lol I was laughing so hard at work.
smart ass comedinun ... By: Skittlesroc. on 07 Jan 09, 03:46:48 smart ass comedinun... comedinun... you know what I'm trying to say.
6 A.M. im like a ... By: AmaNOfHiSworD11. on 06 Jan 09, 13:20:39 6 A.M. im like a vampire with a paper route. WTF so funny but random as all hell
Half OJ Simpson, ... By: LoveHurts37. on 03 Jan 09, 20:49:51 Half OJ Simpson, and half OJ Simpson.
His mom is like my ... By: dragonboy34. on 03 Jan 09, 05:38:55 His mom is like my half-sister!!!
He is my favorite ... By: dragonboy34. on 03 Jan 09, 05:34:08 He is my favorite comedian!!!
oh...thats a new ... By: jaknife5436. on 02 Jan 09, 03:30:58 oh...thats a new one...
AND!?!?!? LoL By: TritonBoulder47. on 23 Dec 08, 07:29:40 AND!?!?!? LoL
Anti-Dad...!!! By: angelgurl10145. on 23 Dec 08, 06:55:30 Anti-Dad...!!!
then about noon, or ... By: darnellhamilton94. on 19 Dec 08, 18:57:20 then about noon, or beer 'o clock!
lol one of the best
we dont have home ... By: sfasucks1. on 18 Dec 08, 05:23:29 we dont have home movies in my family its peoples exhibit a
He`s not bitter ... By: Fyke17. on 11 Dec 08, 08:35:29 He`s not bitter about bein cancled huh? i mean he`s only bitched about it like 10 times lol
-dad?!?! You think ... By: muskaman33. on 04 Dec 08, 20:39:26 -dad?!?! You think you coulda put the beer down first?!?! *click*
-And touch your own nose!
half OJ and half OJ ... By: laughinfree91392. on 27 Nov 08, 12:56:13 half OJ and half OJ with Scott Peterson sprinkles on top and a side of Robert Blake...
That sounds like a great recipe!
I have no idea why I had to say that.
ok, could people ... By: rockateer45. on 26 Nov 08, 04:17:03 ok, could people just stop quoting this?
The B***h Is crazy ... By: mklcrespin. on 18 Nov 08, 01:17:02 The B***h Is crazy and her stuffing kicks my a**....thats funny
Wow, did you just ... By: drnapls2. on 17 Nov 08, 01:24:11 Wow, did you just make that up yourself....
This guy was half ... By: Phantomblade1. on 13 Nov 08, 07:55:02 This guy was half OJ Simpson and half OJ Simpson, with Scott Peterson sprikles on the top, with a side of Robert Blake.
ANTI-DAD!! By: MrPie455. on 12 Nov 08, 05:18:38 ANTI-DAD!!
did you guys have ... By: dudebehappy. on 11 Nov 08, 23:10:46 did you guys have the turkey? I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!
LOLZ!! "Mom can I ... By: JonathansGurl91. on 11 Nov 08, 20:56:21 LOLZ!! "Mom can I sleep over at Christopher Titus's house they have a raft in the living room!!, we can row to breakfast in the morning..I can actually be Captain Crunch!" haha
"The most negative ... By: thekrnjigga. on 10 Nov 08, 06:13:05 "The most negative superhero on the planet! Anti-Dad! Wherever there is hope, I will stop it. Wherever self-esteem rears its shiny head I will be there to kick it in the testicles."
ahaha when my ... By: Grimm345. on 08 Nov 08, 03:41:49 ahaha when my father is a drunk...SATAN
shot you ass about ... By: Sunlilly2. on 06 Nov 08, 22:17:40 shot you ass about 8ft didn't it XDXDXD LMFAO!
and yet i was the ... By: raeritenow. on 02 Nov 08, 07:46:37 and yet i was the coolest kid in third gradmom i can we have a sleep over in christopher titus's house. they have a river raft in the living room. we can just rowe to breakfast in the morning.
hahaha on of the best lines!!
sad lol reminds me ... By: josifulis. on 25 Oct 08, 05:36:26 sad lol reminds me of my family
asshole casserole?? ... By: AmaNOfHiSworD11. on 06 Jan 09, 13:44:15 asshole casserole????
Ramen* Noodles ... By: Clarkeyrules1. on 01 Jan 09, 02:29:47 Ramen* Noodles ...
IM OUT OF ROMAN ... By: Ufan899. on 30 Dec 08, 18:08:00 IM OUT OF ROMAN NOODLES!
I wish my ex had ... By: Spikescalling. on 17 Dec 08, 20:09:12 I wish my ex had reeked of Ozone when she got mad...I didn't have any warning...she'd just go nuts.
if you dont post ... By: korn2disturbed. on 13 Dec 08, 08:00:45 if you dont post this a clown weilding a chainsaw will come into your house at 3:00 A.M
so like anyman ... By: ilikepie1984. on 12 Dec 08, 18:32:15 so like anyman would...i screamd and locked my self in the bathroom
"and I was in the ... By: oldskewlboy. on 09 Dec 08, 07:26:40 "and I was in the outcast losers who fell into the bonfire group.... very exclusive group" hahahah
hey wow hey wow hey ... By: snubfrog. on 06 Dec 08, 21:49:00 hey wow hey wow hey wow hey wow. hey... wow hey wow. we dont wanna have to come back here.
if that happened to ... By: icetitan123. on 20 Nov 08, 07:07:31 if that happened to n=me i would of left the house
Hey c'mon... hey.. ... By: vulpinesoul. on 14 Nov 08, 14:21:58 Hey c'mon... hey.. Quit Bein' a Wussy!!
you hit me
to ... By: lilshoe5. on 11 Nov 08, 05:55:15 you hit me
to which i replied ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hey just let me ... By: Grimm345. on 08 Nov 08, 03:51:42 hey just let me talk to Rick....yeah she's doing it again.
i have a sugar ... By: suicidalkatana. on 03 Nov 08, 23:13:00 i have a sugar imbalance lol
i Realized am a ... By: spyderchihustler. on 25 Oct 08, 12:17:55 i Realized am a very pretty man,lmao
lmfao' dady im out ... By: josifulis. on 25 Oct 08, 06:01:17 lmfao' dady im out of ramen noodles
Why? So you can get ... By: Drag0nH3artz. on 22 Oct 08, 23:15:44 Why? So you can get 3rd degree burns, nerve damage and have your lungs collapse.
Your a pretty smart guy.
Dumbass...
He don't take any ... By: MrVulgaris. on 21 Oct 08, 23:40:49 He don't take any shit!
hey well your a ... By: Misscomplicated66. on 17 Oct 08, 20:18:06 hey well your a dinosaur head!!!!
woah hey woah hey ... By: lampost321. on 12 Oct 08, 01:36:38 woah hey woah hey woah hey woah hey how heyyy
you know just let ... By: Leftygolfer14. on 10 Oct 08, 20:47:15 you know just let me talk to rick........ yes shes doing it again lol.
lol i wanna fall ... By: sddn69. on 30 Sep 08, 05:35:56 lol i wanna fall into a bon fire xD
just let me talk to ... By: magenta667. on 15 Sep 08, 06:24:36 just let me talk to rick...lmao
stephen king is the ... By: magenta667. on 15 Sep 08, 06:22:10 stephen king is the shit!!!!
you hit me, to ... By: movieaddict19. on 10 Sep 08, 23:46:38 you hit me, to which I replied "AAHH!! LOL
"and I regret it... ... By: olafsirpab. on 08 Sep 08, 08:21:13 "and I regret it... cause it wasn't as hard as i could've man!"
I think it's ... By: ryanisnumerouno. on 06 Jan 09, 07:02:49 I think it's missouri there big guy
I guess when you ... By: USC2249. on 05 Jan 09, 04:22:01 I guess when you move to Kansas they give you a trailer. Ha!
Distinctive laugh ... By: LoveHurts37. on 04 Jan 09, 03:31:38 Distinctive laugh like this joke.
Oh thanks. By: LoveHurts37. on 04 Jan 09, 03:25:26 Oh thanks.
It's like runt but ... By: Jeffro2273. on 04 Jan 09, 02:35:07 It's like runt but with a C.
"Oh yeah i made ... By: scarsandburns. on 03 Jan 09, 22:29:58 "Oh yeah i made tiffany cry"
What's the c-word? ... By: LoveHurts37. on 03 Jan 09, 21:19:35 What's the c-word? I'm not kinding please someone tell me...
Like a Swiss Army ... By: TritonBoulder47. on 23 Dec 08, 08:44:13 Like a Swiss Army Wife... LoL
"Punch yourself in ... By: AmayaOda. on 18 Dec 08, 22:32:10 "Punch yourself in the temple as hard as you can."
"Left or right side? Cuz I looooove YOUUUUU!!!"
OMG, precious!
LMAO care bear DNA By: butmaster3600. on 17 Nov 08, 04:25:20 LMAO care bear DNA
my wife is devious ... By: mnwildpunk29. on 15 Nov 08, 05:43:10 my wife is devious as Don Knox on sodium pententhal
right then. By: Farside338. on 13 Nov 08, 21:28:27 right then.
i was talkin about ... By: miserybusiness2011. on 10 Nov 08, 00:58:49 i was talkin about what icetitan123 said.
lol just forget about it!
lmao. i take it ... By: miserybusiness2011. on 07 Nov 08, 01:15:49 lmao. i take it your a guy, which is kinda funny! but the pun totally makes it works.
"hundred bottles a ... By: Farside338. on 06 Nov 08, 07:18:27 "hundred bottles a beer hundred bottles of beaaaahhh haaaaah aaaahhaaaaah :'(" awesome!
CARE BEAR DNA!!!!!! ... By: suicidalkatana. on 03 Nov 08, 23:34:42 CARE BEAR DNA!!!!!!!!!
"never orgasimed ... By: icetitan123. on 02 Nov 08, 07:53:10 "never orgasimed like that with you" thas a low blow no pun intended
Well since we have ... By: 32silvercoins. on 31 Oct 08, 04:42:05 Well since we have been dating, You gained 7lbs
ROTFL. Thats cold but so funny
cybr sex ne1??? ... By: nodrugno. on 23 Oct 08, 13:48:20 cybr sex ne1??? check out my profile and msg me on M.S.N!!
wanna have sex LOlz. msg me online on M.S.N. ab
Dude! If you are ... By: Vampwatch1462. on 20 Oct 08, 03:30:27 Dude! If you are dating a chick and she's able to take the word "cunt", she's a keeper!!! I would love to have that girl!!!
"Hold please... ... By: Galioth69. on 17 Oct 08, 07:04:36 "Hold please...Randy!?!?"
"it made me get her ... By: badlittlebatty. on 28 Sep 08, 17:41:00 "it made me get her urine tested alot more frequently.
came back with carebear DNA."
roflmao!!!!
i love this guy!
This is so funny! By: YourFavoritePlushie. on 25 Sep 08, 14:32:02 This is so funny!
"she take anybody ... By: bfunkbaby. on 31 Dec 08, 04:29:42 "she take anybody else with her?"
"you know that was my first question." lmao
Titus is THE MAN !! By: sledgeinc2. on 30 Dec 08, 16:10:25 Titus is THE MAN !!
swinging a big bat ... By: quesohata4L. on 30 Dec 08, 07:32:16 swinging a big bat there little guy
"well your ... By: jd2013. on 23 Dec 08, 17:50:13 "well your dysfunctional. okay what does that mean, well it means you dont function properly." lmao hes a fucking genious
Best revenge in the ... By: Spikescalling. on 18 Dec 08, 15:47:02 Best revenge in the world...making someone else dysfunctional. =) Fuck being alone and dysfunctional...have someone else feel the same.
you're welcome By: sadistickitten. on 08 Dec 08, 21:35:25 you're welcome
Why thank you ... By: masterthehate. on 08 Dec 08, 19:02:41 Why thank you Sadistickitten
Totally agree! By: sadistickitten. on 08 Dec 08, 19:00:35 Totally agree!
Mental Illness... ... By: DragonForceRider. on 09 Nov 08, 02:06:03 Mental Illness... Genetic?................hahahahha.......hahahahahahaha.hahahahahahahah hahahhahahaha ahahahahahahhahaahahahahahaahah hahaha... i have an excuse. hahahaahahah
Priceless
"AND I COULDN'T ... By: Windofchaos24. on 08 Nov 08, 18:06:25 "AND I COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT,HOW COME I'M NOT CRAZY!?!? HOW COME I'M NOT PSYCHOTIC!?!"
*grins evilly* "haha"
Freaking best part xD
I was thinking that ... By: Rentgrrrl92. on 05 Nov 08, 13:45:41 I was thinking that earlier! wow!
our last session i ... By: suicidalkatana. on 03 Nov 08, 23:42:33 our last session i kicked in the groin as hard as i could "now you don't function correctly"
i wonder who she ... By: icetitan123. on 02 Nov 08, 07:57:28 i wonder who she took with her when she shot herself
No way!!!
... By: HomerBong. on 02 Nov 08, 07:38:23 No way!!!
carry is the god of phys comedy.
wow the person ... By: KATMTAM. on 24 Oct 08, 02:22:31 wow the person below me is pretty dumb
I GOT PWNED. GOTO MY PROFILE 2 SEE MY NUDE PICS FP
awe his mom killed ... By: lampost321. on 12 Oct 08, 01:54:40 awe his mom killed herself =[
i was just thinking ... By: ZEROZMM. on 10 Oct 08, 08:32:04 i was just thinking the same thing..lol
This guy would have ... By: masterthehate. on 03 Oct 08, 17:02:53 This guy would have been a much better Grinch than Jim Carry. I love you TITUS!!!!!!
I like when people ... By: Burgerisms. on 15 Sep 08, 20:57:37 I like when people do that...
I laugh again.
Normally because they're too stupid to type what was actually said, and word it wrong...
Hah.. Morons! Priceless.
I WANT SOME ... By: mward12892. on 15 Sep 08, 02:43:14 I WANT SOME COMPLIMENTARY PEANUTS PLEASE *Crys* Lol :p
try best buy or try ... By: iron666priest. on 10 Sep 08, 05:25:53 try best buy or try ordering it online from on the those places
"shut your mouth ... By: EagleDriver1. on 06 Sep 08, 05:00:03 "shut your mouth before i poke your eye out with this plastic spork" lmao
hey dad she take ... By: XENABEAR2. on 27 Aug 08, 21:25:46 hey dad she take anyone with her?
you know that was my first question
and he hung up lmao i couldnt breath!!
I perfer it when ... By: Amlure. on 27 Aug 08, 17:20:11 I perfer it when they only do one quote and you can quote the next part reaction.
"53 minutes, i was ... By: SSTAR1995. on 26 Aug 08, 21:12:26 "53 minutes, i was wearing a watch."
" Mental illness, genetic? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I have an excuse!"
LMFAO!
except that this ... By: Jeffro2273. on 04 Jan 09, 03:01:39 except that this guy is funny
Im from Napa!!! ... By: Claudioprice7. on 27 Dec 08, 07:26:37 Im from Napa!!! Nice to know his history is part of me
Absolutely Tha Best ... By: Chiefs343. on 22 Dec 08, 05:51:53 Absolutely Tha Best Ever!!!
Its true, tough ... By: jumpthestump. on 17 Dec 08, 02:41:35 Its true, tough times that don't fuck you up make you a lot more self aware, smarter, and stronger.
He proves a good ... By: JaredKinter1981. on 03 Dec 08, 07:16:23 He proves a good point though, Normal people are the real freaks!
I was at the ... By: gromann. on 30 Nov 08, 14:51:02 I was at the recording of his new show, the theatre was tiny, beer was pricey, and titus was fucking amazing... something about his "not the worst story..." bit had people falling over
check out his ... By: hstearns123. on 28 Nov 08, 05:30:01 check out his website, it has his tour dates
I love Christopher ... By: Verrucktwulf. on 25 Nov 08, 03:13:18 I love Christopher Titus, I can't believe there is no dvd for this special!
no we havent had ... By: javierjjs. on 18 Nov 08, 03:35:02 no we havent had any complaints exactly
THANKS FOR POSTING ... By: Bonethugz2468. on 13 Nov 08, 23:37:55 THANKS FOR POSTING :)
he is funny is his own weird way...it makes him different and it gets him noticed
Best Stand Up ... By: twinkescrew. on 12 Nov 08, 03:42:47 Best Stand Up Performance I've ever seen!!!!!!!!!
I've watched all 9 ... By: candyanime2. on 08 Nov 08, 01:27:08 I've watched all 9 of these and as I watched, I noticed something. When he did his squicked wriggle, and when he's pantomiming riding a bike to prom, I can't help but notice how much he's like Jim Carrey. Only Jim Carrey's gotta follow his movie's rating. Titus goes where no-one has gone before: into the minds of us screwed-up bitches and bastards.
I'm am so jealous ... By: ThatDamnLobster. on 07 Nov 08, 21:18:49 I'm am so jealous of you, man. I absolutely love Titus. I just hope I get to see one of his shows.
I was at this show, ... By: hstearns123. on 28 Oct 08, 17:52:08 I was at this show, it is odd watching it on the computer having been there. Absolutely hilarious though. I have seen him a few times and he has never disappointed. If you get the chance go see him, you will be pleased.
HAHAHA "I got in an ... By: kidamerica06. on 24 Oct 08, 01:59:38 HAHAHA "I got in an argument with a guy in a bar, i bet him $50 i was more dysfunctional than he was... and he raped me.
...so i tipped him!"
hell yea hes awsome By: adilmohsin. on 18 Oct 08, 19:52:42 hell yea hes awsome
haha i just did the ... By: LankyRoc4. on 16 Oct 08, 05:44:29 haha i just did the same
he is hilarious. i ... By: courtmh83. on 15 Oct 08, 05:36:09 he is hilarious. i have had minimul sleep, but stayed up and watched all 9 parts. it is so funny you cant stop watching.
I would so be one ... By: Scarletnightingale. on 12 Oct 08, 23:09:59 I would so be one of those guys at the lexus dealership
I know right!? ... By: Dragoncry12. on 08 Oct 08, 02:17:50 I know right!? Titus is great because his act his true! My life is the same as his, his comedy is dark and twisted and is why he is so popular. As much as I like Dane Cook, Brian Regan, Lewis Black, they all can't compete against Titus. Don't get me wrong, they are funny, but Titus is good!
If you can take, the darkest, most horrible thing in your life, and make it funny, and others like it, your doing well, that's what I try to do. That is comedy, straight from real life
uve never seen jim ... By: graymloki. on 07 Oct 08, 23:49:14 uve never seen jim carreys act. its clear.
well he's ahead of ... By: anofisanof286. on 07 Oct 08, 22:41:01 well he's ahead of Brian Reagin, but behind Dane Cook
Maxim made Jessica ... By: masterthehate. on 03 Oct 08, 17:15:39 Maxim made Jessica Simpson the #1 hottest girl in 04. Pam Anderson wasn't even in the top ten of that list *she was #35*
Maxim doesn't make those lists to make accurate lists. They make them to make popular lists.
So fuck maxim
Oh, yea, Maxim is ... By: KDlala. on 25 Sep 08, 20:32:28 Oh, yea, Maxim is the first magazine I'd go to for good humor, sure XD *Flips them off*
i think it was ... By: woodendoll95. on 23 Sep 08, 22:00:01 i think it was sinbad
I loved him in " ... By: WhiteTiger225. on 08 Jan 09, 05:56:00 I loved him in "Killer Clowns from Space"
This show and his ... By: mnwildpunk29. on 12 Nov 08, 05:31:51 This show and his stand-up is the greatest!! I knew of him before the show for the simple reason he is a big car guy. I have seen him a couple of times on the Hot rod Power tour he is a super cool guy
"This is the key to ... By: Windofchaos24. on 10 Nov 08, 20:59:15 "This is the key to your Mercades"
"I sold it"
"Oh I meant your Pick-Up"
"Ahh!!!"
DANCE, TOMMY, DANCE! By: kidamerica06. on 01 Nov 08, 04:22:43 DANCE, TOMMY, DANCE!
MSG me on M.S.N. ID ... By: MyChemicalTomatoe. on 22 Oct 08, 12:37:14 MSG me on M.S.N. ID is in my profile. if u wanna watch me on cam
someone lick my puss 9M
I remember them ... By: Geruvah. on 07 Oct 08, 11:48:32 I remember them cancelling Family Guy a lot. Titus makes me laugh more and harder, though.
A big lesbian girl! By: beamer87one. on 15 Sep 08, 20:58:31 A big lesbian girl!
more specifically ... By: Amlure. on 27 Aug 08, 16:46:31 more specifically that decision didn't go over well with titus and since he refused to do it they canceled the show.
I said ASH!!!! By: hitmantv41. on 16 Aug 08, 01:37:22 I said ASH!!!!
because titus quit ... By: ltcoljon. on 07 Aug 08, 22:19:05 because titus quit he even says it on his end of the world tour
yeah titus was teh ... By: runescap7462. on 22 Jun 08, 12:16:55 yeah titus was teh best show :P
because fox hates ... By: WhiteTiger225. on 10 Jun 08, 04:42:46 because fox hates making good decisions
Why did they cancel ... By: Takerkid14. on 09 Jun 08, 01:06:09 Why did they cancel this?
Titus is the best ... By: Pj0tter. on 10 May 08, 15:04:46 Titus is the best show!
Phyllis Diller plays Grandma Titus, who still intimidates Ken despite her Alzheimer's, which has her trying to teach a high-school class - Season 3 Episode 8
Beginning is a little cut off sorry
Dude 5:57 to 6:02 ... By: Slayerkid16. on 03 Jan 09, 03:20:03 Dude 5:57 to 6:02 fuckin hysterical!
Yea me too I also ... By: Slayerkid16. on 03 Jan 09, 03:13:48 Yea me too I also loved her in a bugs life.
"Yeah, she's got ... By: zer0luv. on 01 Jan 09, 02:55:08 "Yeah, she's got old-timers."
"No, she just really likes getting naked"
"Im not gay"
"OH... ... By: SaintOfFires. on 03 Dec 08, 17:01:30 "Im not gay"
"OH.......then youre not the tommy i knew..."
they picked the ... By: suicidalkatana. on 05 Nov 08, 21:27:31 they picked the perfect women to play grandma titus
hahaahah omg i love ... By: xoxodabratxoxo. on 03 Nov 08, 21:39:24 hahaahah omg i love phyllis diller
my ex bf hacked me ... By: capocchiadicazzone. on 22 Oct 08, 23:42:43 my ex bf hacked me and put my nude pics all over the internet. you can go2 my profile to see them.
18F with webcam. MSG me on M.S.N. ID is in my profile. B4
i love this show. ... By: Sumguyoverthere. on 02 Sep 08, 00:02:40 i love this show. first comment.
Nice to see tommys ... By: Slayerkid16. on 03 Jan 09, 02:23:39 Nice to see tommys clown skills to good use but instead of a barrell its a metal box.
who are you dave?.. ... By: demondog74. on 17 Dec 08, 15:43:02 who are you dave?... yeah dumb ass
Best fucking sitcom ... By: DirtyJC900. on 01 Nov 08, 06:18:07 Best fucking sitcom ever
That is the BEST ... By: sailormaat. on 31 Oct 08, 07:26:10 That is the BEST way I have ever seen to pick up chicks. No but really I don't think that I could strike such fear in a person.... one day I must learn from the master.
I may have the same ... By: bailong329. on 30 Oct 08, 20:37:14 I may have the same problem of not being able to talk to a girl I like but the big difference between me and tommy is that I DON"T RUN INTO HER CAR
It's a ... By: yyhlover. on 11 Sep 08, 12:33:07 It's a Tommy-in-a-box.lol+_+
Fox's canceled Series that was totally unappreiated comedy featuring Christopher Titus. From Season 3 Episode 15
There is a glitch at the end but it doesn't mess up the flow...sorry
yo what ep. is when ... By: jcjohnson274. on 02 Dec 08, 06:12:07 yo what ep. is when they are jumping off the bridge
The guy who signed ... By: Farside338. on 16 Oct 08, 05:34:46 The guy who signed the order to have Titus canceled deserves to have his testicles ripped out through his ears!
i miss this TV Show ... By: FozzyFan17. on 24 Jul 08, 18:43:26 i miss this TV Show...it was one of my favorites
wtf they cancel ... By: dogboy561. on 22 Jul 08, 17:40:54 wtf they cancel this show...wtf fox you suck balls!
lol ya dave is ... By: runescap7462. on 22 Jun 08, 12:25:29 lol ya dave is funny :P
"Hey, hey, hey ... By: SHNOOKY0206. on 13 Jun 08, 01:25:53 "Hey, hey, hey theres no.. Hey Cinimmon!" Dave rocks!!!
great show By: darksean99. on 06 Apr 08, 20:40:04 great show
Phyllis Diller plays Grandma Titus, who still intimidates Ken despite her Alzheimer's, which has her trying to teach a high-school class - Season 3 Episode 8
lol that was great By: suicidalkatana. on 05 Nov 08, 21:55:59 lol that was great
lol I had a grandma ... By: suigal15. on 03 Sep 08, 04:25:33 lol I had a grandma like her...luckily/sadly she was already affected by alzheimers by the time I was five.
just wondering.... ... By: bubblegum1366. on 28 Dec 08, 13:30:58 just wondering....what would he have done if that were his father!?
Maybe if you use ... By: HoshiHikari. on 09 Nov 08, 20:14:53 Maybe if you use the blender from the YouTube channel BlendTec (I think I spelled it right)
......We are really demented if we're actually discussing this....
If we were cremated ... By: 0rcryst. on 09 Nov 08, 06:13:19 If we were cremated and our bones thrown aside(you try getting a blender that breaks down bone), we would totally fit into a jar. Just saying lmao
Yes, Yes I suppose ... By: Dragoncry12. on 08 Oct 08, 01:57:35 Yes, Yes I suppose that would be human jelly. Eww....
Er....so bascially, ... By: HoshiHikari. on 07 Oct 08, 23:51:30 Er....so bascially, human jelly?.....urp..
It could be ... By: Dragoncry12. on 07 Oct 08, 21:57:01 It could be possible....after being chopped up and put in a blender or something....hey, that could be an idea for a new SAW movie or something!
Is it possible to ... By: HoshiHikari. on 01 Sep 08, 13:00:55 Is it possible to fit in a mason jar?? ...Do I really wanna find out?
someone named ... By: bubblegum1366. on 28 Dec 08, 13:33:25 someone named 0na5200 is uploading the whole series.
"Ya drink, ya get ... By: SaintOfFires. on 03 Dec 08, 16:40:11 "Ya drink, ya get laid, and ya die" LMFAO
"126 No way, this ... By: Willtodd1990. on 13 Nov 08, 22:44:50 "126 No way, this ol' gal shimmy's at 95. Here I'll show ya hold my beer."
TAKES OFF HAULIN ASS.
DADD!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD
"Come Dad its 1 a.m ... By: Windofchaos24. on 10 Nov 08, 20:41:48 "Come Dad its 1 a.m. she's either a Werewolf or an Alien" xDD
your the one with ... By: boblikescars. on 06 Nov 08, 20:08:20 your the one with the terminal rasins
LOL life in my ... By: kidamerica06. on 01 Nov 08, 04:15:22 LOL life in my pants!
fox sucks! this ... By: BigTerio1. on 24 Oct 08, 20:06:15 fox sucks! this show rocks!
- Dad... look, ... By: TheCriticFromSouth. on 18 Oct 08, 06:42:16 - Dad... look, before the raisins run its course, isn't there some piece of wisdom that you want to share with me?
- Well... you drink, you get laid and you die.
Great senior advice!
Titus Looks Like ... By: jamespic. on 05 Oct 08, 01:36:18 Titus Looks Like Clint Bowyer!!!!!
maybe she came to ... By: mustard25. on 17 Sep 08, 01:14:09 maybe she came to our planet to see if theres life in my pants
God bless ken titus
And then he got ... By: QueenQeeko. on 11 Sep 08, 07:04:55 And then he got divorced. :(
"Who's drivin', me ... By: QueenQeeko. on 11 Sep 08, 07:01:53 "Who's drivin', me or you?"
That made me fall out of my chair, it was so funny.
this should so be ... By: sculze. on 02 Sep 08, 22:05:14 this should so be back up on air
network wanted to ... By: Amlure. on 27 Aug 08, 16:37:35 network wanted to break him an erin up in the show and since that never happened in real life he refused to do it.
"You're not dying?" ... By: BlueKnux0. on 31 Jul 08, 16:33:08 "You're not dying?"
"No."
"DAMMIT!"
"You're not dying?"
"No!"
"Crap!"
LMFAO Oh Titus. Why was your greatness cancelled?
Yes, fox should of ... By: deadisdead87. on 21 Jul 08, 02:25:38 Yes, fox should of never taken it off the air, they did the same thig with faimly and they got that crap back in so why not titus? Damn I miss this show
this was a great ... By: NecroKingFaust. on 15 Jul 08, 20:41:35 this was a great show
too bad Fox canceled it
COME ON! We should ... By: SSJ4Yujiro. on 08 Jul 08, 22:55:28 COME ON! We should All petiton this series back on air.
Erin said bone ... By: All4Science. on 04 Jul 08, 07:18:38 Erin said bone cancer like it was falling out of her mouth
i miss this show, ... By: agretz. on 25 Jun 08, 19:41:39 i miss this show, should of never been taken off the air
love this series :D By: runescap7462. on 22 Jun 08, 12:10:41 love this series :D
Come to think of it ... By: Nick7nick. on 10 Jun 08, 02:03:46 Come to think of it...raisins ARE like cancerous grapes.
titus is awsome but ... By: sypher5000. on 01 Jun 08, 04:07:50 titus is awsome but i can only find like 5 episodes on youtube, if ya can put on some more plz
I wish they never ... By: DarkShadow144. on 14 May 08, 14:59:33 I wish they never canceled this its awsome
xD I LOVE THIS!! By: Snowstorm2378. on 12 May 08, 00:38:01 xD I LOVE THIS!!
She's The one that ... By: legopat88. on 20 Dec 08, 09:16:51 She's The one that needs a saidative
see see, Alright everyone just calm down!!!
lol Fucking hilarious
cybr? check out muh ... By: muratdzlk. on 22 Oct 08, 22:52:07 cybr? check out muh profile and msg me on M.S.N!!
im sad oW
This clip was put ... By: hellraiza81. on 29 Jun 08, 01:53:57 This clip was put together with the first time david and roaland met in his apartment, and the last encounter they had with each other at the end of the movie. And in this clip they cut out the part where david told roaland before teleporting back home that, he could have dropped him off in the ocean with the sharks, but he took him there to prove that he's not a killer like roaland thinks he is.
he could've just ... By: thebenchwarmer. on 12 Jun 08, 07:26:11 he could've just placed him somewhere to kill him.. this movie is too much
the cliff you mean? ... By: vampireallie. on 21 Apr 08, 21:01:00 the cliff you mean? well you see what he did was he fell then he jumped away to see millie
How the heck did he ... By: TravisTCleveland. on 12 Apr 08, 23:04:37 How the heck did he survive that fall on Coruscant? =P
Fuck rocks that film By: JeffHardyFan2k8. on 27 Feb 08, 23:38:42 Fuck rocks that film
lol. ANSWER MAH ... By: StephenColbertRulz. on 03 Feb 08, 00:32:43 lol. ANSWER MAH QUESTIONS!
The trailer for the next movie in the Appleseed storyline. A new bio-android is making moves on Deunan and Briareos ain't liking this. And to make matters worse, the new bio-android named Tereus, looks exactly like what Briareos use to look like. Things are goin' get hectic.
i miss this show ... By: hannahelber. on 07 Jan 09, 04:43:06 i miss this show lol i wish it would come back on
Hmmm...I can ... By: HoshiHikari. on 31 Dec 08, 06:46:49 Hmmm...I can kiiiinda see it. I just always imagine the Fresh Prince Will Smith to be doing the "Mama nooooo!!!" thing and doing that high pitched scream ^_^
he reminds me of ... By: megagage. on 31 Dec 08, 05:29:58 he reminds me of will smith from fresh prince
the door its ... By: juanchopeDj. on 30 Dec 08, 04:39:00 the door its loooooooooooocked hahahaha
XD. I just realized ... By: superknuckles. on 20 Dec 08, 19:42:15 XD. I just realized that at 2:15, Tommy tries to kill himself. XDXDXD
"She's killed dad ... By: superknuckles. on 19 Dec 08, 06:25:02 "She's killed dad and has taken over the place! RUN!"XD
9:14
This maybe the ... By: Dinodain. on 12 Dec 08, 07:51:21 9:14
This maybe the sickest scene with Dave I have ever laughed at. Especially when they laughing with each other, I lose it at that scene.
Fox, what the hell you were thinking, getting rid of this show?
I know right. By: Slayerkid16. on 21 Nov 08, 21:33:22 I know right.
I would spend the ... By: abstractthreat. on 21 Nov 08, 01:51:58 I would spend the money to own those two shows though... that is, if I had the money.
Shes killed dad and ... By: Slayerkid16. on 20 Nov 08, 23:09:34 Shes killed dad and taken over RUNN!
Yes but sadly ulike ... By: Slayerkid16. on 20 Nov 08, 23:04:37 Yes but sadly ulike married with children you have to buy this show on dvd online witch sucks.
Tommy :Wait for ... By: Windofchaos24. on 10 Nov 08, 18:39:11 Tommy :Wait for Da-Da lmfao xDDDD
Its Ike. By: redremenant. on 03 Nov 08, 21:25:07 Its Ike.
For people who come ... By: abstractthreat. on 29 Oct 08, 18:00:11 For people who come from broken homes, this show and Married With Children were a great release.
i couldnt breath i ... By: ebix. on 14 Oct 08, 04:58:24 i couldnt breath i was laughing so hard when they started freaking out at the start
Titus reminds me ... By: HoshiHikari. on 01 Sep 08, 08:29:29 Titus reminds me slightly of Jim Carrey, and I find it extra funny that he parodied the book Dick and Jane
Phyllis Diller plays Grandma Titus, who still intimidates Ken despite her Alzheimer's, which has her trying to teach a high-school class - Season 3 Episode 8
zero is even less ... By: negbot. on 03 Jan 09, 20:41:42 zero is even less than one
Not just his mom ... By: Slayerkid16. on 03 Jan 09, 03:24:01 Not just his mom all the women in his life.
Papa Titus afraid ... By: zer0luv. on 01 Jan 09, 21:40:34 Papa Titus afraid of his mom, it's classic!
OMG I'm dying here! ... By: Jakemeister61025. on 25 Dec 08, 05:54:40 OMG I'm dying here!
"Hey"
"Whats up with that harriet Tubman yo"
"Adam...I still ... By: Dinodain. on 11 Dec 08, 12:22:43 "Adam...I still feel him...AHHHH."
Dave the Awesome
Yeah!
Adam! XD I just ... By: Clefsinner. on 01 Dec 08, 00:09:55 Adam! XD I just keep laughing everytime he says Adam, its seriously so stupid its funny XD Titus forever XD
Ok... I don't know what's going on. I read that this was a movie, then I read it was just a April Fools prank, and now I've read that it maybe a movie scribed by Neil Gaiman. So I'm just going to say that this is going to be a movie pending new information.
dam april fools ... By: wolflordvlad. on 25 Jul 08, 17:19:07 dam april fools joke!
his hat looks ... By: jonathanpqsi. on 12 Jul 08, 19:49:23 his hat looks really stupid
Reminds me of that ... By: SSJ4Yujiro. on 09 Jul 08, 16:37:08 Reminds me of that show 'Roar'. They show it on Sci-Fi all the time.
you know for a ... By: NinjaNed79. on 15 Jun 08, 17:33:10 you know for a prank the wasted a lot of money for it. i guess it could be real, i'll watch it.
And he don't look ... By: wizmagician. on 04 May 08, 10:10:16 And he don't look like ling..link has bangs you know.
I wish this wasn't ... By: wizmagician. on 04 May 08, 10:08:01 I wish this wasn't a prank..I wish this is a movie coming out this year the same with the sequel of PH in DS..
Agreed. I've been a ... By: ThatReplyGuy. on 22 Apr 08, 01:46:00 Agreed. I've been a Zelda fan for a long time now, so regardless of how "cheesy" it is, I do plan to watch it, and if it is indeed a joke one year in the making, then I've just been punk'd.
(first comment woot ... By: deedeedee360. on 03 Apr 08, 09:07:52 (first comment woot!) well this doesnt come out for a year so the cheesyness may be taken out, who knows, ill watch it either way, cant be as big a disappointment as the Eragon movie
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![Titus - Tommy\](http://img.youtube.com/vi/HOkkT4oaZhU/2.jpg "Titus - Tommy\")
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if that happened to n=me i would of left the house
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By: Grimm345. on 08 Nov 08, 03:51:42
hey just let me talk to Rick....yeah she's doing it again.
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i have a sugar imbalance lol
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i Realized am a very pretty man,lmao
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Why? So you can get 3rd degree burns, nerve damage and have your lungs collapse. Your a pretty smart guy. Dumbass...
By: MrVulgaris. on 21 Oct 08, 23:40:49
He don't take any shit!
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By: Leftygolfer14. on 10 Oct 08, 20:47:15
you know just let me talk to rick........ yes shes doing it again lol.
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lol i wanna fall into a bon fire xD
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just let me talk to rick...lmao
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stephen king is the shit!!!!
By: movieaddict19. on 10 Sep 08, 23:46:38
you hit me, to which I replied "AAHH!! LOL
By: olafsirpab. on 08 Sep 08, 08:21:13
"and I regret it... cause it wasn't as hard as i could've man!"