He just ... By: harokojo. on 21 Nov 08, 01:57:09 He just kaim-caim-came-SKEET!!!
Uh, well, "came" ... By: blatantblithe. on 21 Nov 08, 00:30:51 Uh, well, "came" means "ejaculated", and spunk is sticky, so Dane's implying that the sticky stuff on the floor is his cum.
i love this vid!! ... By: jessieluvsjonas. on 21 Nov 08, 00:16:03 i love this vid!! the "i just came" thing happened to me and my friends.we were sitting down and my best friend was like"Man!! These floors are so sticky!" me and my bf started laughing so hard. Shaun was like "I just came" and this dude was like SHHHHHHHHHHHHH and me and Shaun were like "fuck yo motha!" and we just cracked up!! no one got it.. i was like "Y'ALL NEVER HEARD OF DANE COOK?!?! JEEZ!" it was so funny to me and Shaun. we always watch Dane!! can't wait til we go to a movie again! lol
"This floor's so ... By: SexyKazekageGaara. on 20 Nov 08, 22:58:38 "This floor's so sticky,so sticky." "I just came"--I don't get it. Someone want to explain to me? pretty plz? =P
fuck yo muthah By: thesandman159. on 20 Nov 08, 22:46:06 fuck yo muthah
cinematic adventure ... By: cassidyandmolly. on 20 Nov 08, 22:00:38 cinematic adventure!!!
lol tht dane cook ... By: onewholaughsalot14. on 20 Nov 08, 19:21:12 lol tht dane cook is a silly bitch. pungent means sharp, biting smell, acrid. sooo pungent and delicious are opposing. lol thats wat taking ap english will do to u. but i still luv him, this vid makes me rotflol evry time!
he blow his venom, ... By: ppp9922. on 20 Nov 08, 10:17:19 he blow his venom,poison,sperm,cum,seman,man juice,orgasmic liquid!!!
if you killed your ... By: jarhead4423. on 20 Nov 08, 05:05:49 if you killed your self how did you mange to w rite that comment
the way dane cook ... By: vtectilligetmoney. on 20 Nov 08, 04:58:50 the way dane cook puts emphasis on his actions while telling the jokes makes it even better.
means he ejaculated ... By: icanblendinwithfire. on 20 Nov 08, 01:16:42 means he ejaculated... u shouldn't be watching this if u don't know what that is. xD
it means he ... By: ArAlex147. on 19 Nov 08, 22:33:28 it means he unloaded sperm
i dont get the i ... By: DarrenTheKing88. on 19 Nov 08, 22:09:33 i dont get the i just came part
LOLZ. Fuck your ... By: pammykinz22. on 19 Nov 08, 21:19:59 LOLZ. Fuck your mother. =)
I just came....
Like the way he ' ... By: chaz2290. on 19 Nov 08, 20:47:21 Like the way he 'couldn't' put his drink back in the hole lol Simple yet funny.
ShhhhUSH.
... By: Kiffigan. on 19 Nov 08, 02:15:47 ShhhhUSH.
SHUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUSHH!
XD
3:42 till 3:51 ... By: APlayaProduction. on 19 Nov 08, 00:04:40 3:42 till 3:51 fucking LMAO
lol i just came By: lightconrad. on 18 Nov 08, 21:12:44 lol i just came
This made me kill ... By: TheGundamAngel. on 18 Nov 08, 18:48:37 This made me kill myself laughing honest to gawd...thanks nick for suggesting this to me :)
not to hahaha day ... By: pokemon123dude456. on 18 Nov 08, 15:46:56 not to hahaha day cpt dildo HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
He just ... By: harokojo. on 21 Nov 08, 01:57:09 He just kaim-caim-came-SKEET!!!
Uh, well, "came" ... By: blatantblithe. on 21 Nov 08, 00:30:51 Uh, well, "came" means "ejaculated", and spunk is sticky, so Dane's implying that the sticky stuff on the floor is his cum.
i love this vid!! ... By: jessieluvsjonas. on 21 Nov 08, 00:16:03 i love this vid!! the "i just came" thing happened to me and my friends.we were sitting down and my best friend was like"Man!! These floors are so sticky!" me and my bf started laughing so hard. Shaun was like "I just came" and this dude was like SHHHHHHHHHHHHH and me and Shaun were like "fuck yo motha!" and we just cracked up!! no one got it.. i was like "Y'ALL NEVER HEARD OF DANE COOK?!?! JEEZ!" it was so funny to me and Shaun. we always watch Dane!! can't wait til we go to a movie again! lol
"This floor's so ... By: SexyKazekageGaara. on 20 Nov 08, 22:58:38 "This floor's so sticky,so sticky." "I just came"--I don't get it. Someone want to explain to me? pretty plz? =P
fuck yo muthah By: thesandman159. on 20 Nov 08, 22:46:06 fuck yo muthah
cinematic adventure ... By: cassidyandmolly. on 20 Nov 08, 22:00:38 cinematic adventure!!!
lol tht dane cook ... By: onewholaughsalot14. on 20 Nov 08, 19:21:12 lol tht dane cook is a silly bitch. pungent means sharp, biting smell, acrid. sooo pungent and delicious are opposing. lol thats wat taking ap english will do to u. but i still luv him, this vid makes me rotflol evry time!
he blow his venom, ... By: ppp9922. on 20 Nov 08, 10:17:19 he blow his venom,poison,sperm,cum,seman,man juice,orgasmic liquid!!!
if you killed your ... By: jarhead4423. on 20 Nov 08, 05:05:49 if you killed your self how did you mange to w rite that comment
the way dane cook ... By: vtectilligetmoney. on 20 Nov 08, 04:58:50 the way dane cook puts emphasis on his actions while telling the jokes makes it even better.
means he ejaculated ... By: icanblendinwithfire. on 20 Nov 08, 01:16:42 means he ejaculated... u shouldn't be watching this if u don't know what that is. xD
it means he ... By: ArAlex147. on 19 Nov 08, 22:33:28 it means he unloaded sperm
i dont get the i ... By: DarrenTheKing88. on 19 Nov 08, 22:09:33 i dont get the i just came part
LOLZ. Fuck your ... By: pammykinz22. on 19 Nov 08, 21:19:59 LOLZ. Fuck your mother. =)
I just came....
Like the way he ' ... By: chaz2290. on 19 Nov 08, 20:47:21 Like the way he 'couldn't' put his drink back in the hole lol Simple yet funny.
ShhhhUSH.
... By: Kiffigan. on 19 Nov 08, 02:15:47 ShhhhUSH.
SHUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUSHH!
XD
3:42 till 3:51 ... By: APlayaProduction. on 19 Nov 08, 00:04:40 3:42 till 3:51 fucking LMAO
lol i just came By: lightconrad. on 18 Nov 08, 21:12:44 lol i just came
This made me kill ... By: TheGundamAngel. on 18 Nov 08, 18:48:37 This made me kill myself laughing honest to gawd...thanks nick for suggesting this to me :)
not to hahaha day ... By: pokemon123dude456. on 18 Nov 08, 15:46:56 not to hahaha day cpt dildo HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
Of course all ... By: icyhearted01. on 16 Nov 08, 16:59:35 Of course all female are terrorists. All females are unaccountable for their actions, and they reject any limits on their precious freedom. The result is the females love criminality. Females want to become criminals on par with men even?
Men must fight gender warfare to restore order. It's a woman's Senate? I always vote Democrat, but will this Senate of women outlaw heterosexuality, as heterosexuals are sent to reeducation camps? why give rebels all the power to destroy us?
Why is this soooo ... By: ZapZapMimi. on 31 Oct 08, 19:52:08 Why is this soooo true!
~This is great~
This guy is so ... By: ShunsuiHitsugaya. on 20 Oct 08, 13:47:13 This guy is so right in a very, very funny way.
fav parts:
"That ... By: pie2413. on 10 Oct 08, 01:02:46 fav parts:
"That is a pantry...."
"What do we default to? we swear a lot more, we get louder, and we point out the obvious"
"WHO BOUGHT THE F*CKING NOODLES!??!??!?"
Buaahaha!!
My ... By: GothAngel73. on 21 Aug 08, 00:59:27 Buaahaha!!
My sister and her friend were like acting this out the other day and I was like "What the fuck April?"
Now I get it!! XD
"We didn't think of ... By: yooutubezcool. on 15 Aug 08, 19:15:53 "We didn't think of ANYTHING to say!" XDDD
hahahahahahahaha By: mcrblackbeauty. on 07 Aug 08, 20:29:25 hahahahahahahaha
my room is 5-7 ... By: Richard4life55. on 20 Jul 08, 06:16:11 my room is 5-7 steps long -.-
she would baerely make 3-5 steps...
thats called a " ... By: AlexzondraCT. on 10 Jul 08, 01:41:11 thats called a "chasm"!
ha ha ha!
D:< -kicks into ... By: bandxlover. on 07 Jul 08, 14:46:30 D:< -kicks into large bottomless pit-
NO THIS IS SPARTA!! ... By: MrLonely113. on 07 Jul 08, 14:42:02 NO THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! Sorry I had to do that :D
does anybody know ... By: muanddad. on 04 Jul 08, 02:44:45 does anybody know where i can download this for free?
"And some type of.. ... By: bandxlover. on 25 May 08, 14:52:45 "And some type of... Windshield wiper... Movement."
This man is my hero.
And he's gorgeous?
THIS IS MADNESS!
I cant just go, its ... By: PolishPownage. on 23 May 08, 20:47:41 I cant just go, its not that simple... he has my cds in his truck
Relation shits....
Fight me for 3 days cuz im bored....
LMFAO that was amazing
this shits all ... By: CauseWeBallHard. on 22 May 08, 00:58:27 this shits all scrambled cause your a retard
put them in order... ORDER
now fight me for 3 day because im booored
LMFAOOOOOOO :)
Dane cook is pro at ... By: sweetbb69. on 19 Apr 08, 02:11:52 Dane cook is pro at making me laugh till i cry and shit and cry some more. He is awsome
omg he is amazing!! ... By: KaTaAnG1AllTheWay. on 15 Apr 08, 01:55:53 omg he is amazing!!!!
@ 7.37 it gets me ... By: JackDEM123. on 06 Apr 08, 03:39:42 @ 7.37 it gets me lmao
lol its funny when ... By: K1TTYC4T8D. on 21 Mar 08, 23:02:09 lol its funny when he makes his voice go high hahaha
dane cook owns ... By: razrox13. on 18 Mar 08, 16:36:20 dane cook owns brian reagan in the ass cuz brian reagen is a b i o t c h
lmao,
Mental ... By: kodeblue1. on 01 Mar 08, 17:23:21 lmao,
Mental terroists,
dane cook is ... By: waddles824. on 09 Feb 08, 02:52:03 dane cook is amazing.
the funniest thing is that everythign he says is true..
I don't see how ... By: rainysquirel. on 06 Feb 08, 01:44:53 I don't see how he's just THAT FUCKING FUNNY! dave chappelle is way better
YEAH WHA HE SAID ... By: raymagneto. on 01 Feb 08, 03:25:18 YEAH WHA HE SAID DUMBASS MIDGET
1:32 LMFAO By: Saten194. on 15 Nov 08, 18:28:40 1:32 LMFAO
are there glass ... By: szea426. on 15 Nov 08, 13:32:58 are there glass sharrds in my anis??
lmao
Did it feel like 3 ... By: calvinjohnson4god. on 15 Nov 08, 08:40:49 Did it feel like 3 seashells?
0:29 funny shit By: monsterenergy164. on 14 Nov 08, 23:21:03 0:29 funny shit
dane cook is funnny ... By: fersurebombeh. on 14 Nov 08, 20:34:46 dane cook is funnny
:)i love him so much.
LMAO!!!!! glass ... By: CookieBear99. on 14 Nov 08, 13:42:28 LMAO!!!!! glass shards in my anus!!! lol
Watching this ... By: gordie225. on 14 Nov 08, 05:58:30 Watching this asshole is like taking a painful shit.
0:19 i die By: soccerdragon222. on 13 Nov 08, 21:01:37 0:19 i die
i took a painful ... By: narutocool098. on 12 Nov 08, 02:49:43 i took a painful shit it burned my ass when i whiped my ass there was like shells in there u know what im talkin bout
this reminded me ... By: MISScwistal. on 12 Nov 08, 00:47:52 this reminded me when i took a painful shit =_=
it burns at the end and you cant sit down...
:(
ahh uggh.......are ... By: Gunnysarge117. on 09 Nov 08, 23:49:48 ahh uggh.......are there glass shards in my anus? lol
hey guys, watch my ... By: nick95productions. on 07 Nov 08, 18:20:24 hey guys, watch my videos they're really good. hope you like, and subscribe ill do it back!hey guys, watch my videos they're really good. hope you like, and subscribe ill do it back!
haha glass shard in ... By: danieknoxville. on 07 Nov 08, 06:44:09 haha glass shard in my anus....... lol made my day
ha ha wow so true By: alanavartos. on 04 Nov 08, 21:54:15 ha ha wow so true
it reminded me of ... By: AAmmyy22. on 04 Nov 08, 20:31:01 it reminded me of the way sims use the bathroom...(when u let them)
"why me?? I'm an ... By: yooglegoo. on 04 Nov 08, 16:06:10 "why me?? I'm an Oscar winner?!" rofl
he is my brother By: eggthrower99. on 04 Nov 08, 14:01:32 he is my brother
ITS TRUE By: kibaboy4. on 04 Nov 08, 02:49:20 ITS TRUE
hahhahahahah
dont ... By: circacircacirca. on 03 Nov 08, 02:38:07 hahhahahahah
dont ya just hate it when they burn lmfao
gay ass comedian By: thissiteisverygayy. on 03 Nov 08, 02:22:39 gay ass comedian
are there glass ... By: lalexists. on 02 Nov 08, 23:23:13 are there glass shards in my anus? lol!
lol omgosh! no way. ... By: JJDJRV. on 02 Nov 08, 08:07:48 lol omgosh! no way.. 100% true! yo u rock dane!
what about buring ... By: Xplorer1147. on 02 Nov 08, 07:09:06 what about buring ones?
white people, YAY!! ... By: wesker1998. on 10 Nov 08, 04:20:56 white people, YAY!!!!!
why dose it matter ... By: dualmaster5. on 25 Jul 08, 19:10:46 why dose it matter what the color of our skin is?
Wu tang?
An ... By: rebeleleven. on 12 Jun 08, 02:35:11 Wu tang?
An asian? saying that white people are bad?
*takes second to laugh to self*
well ok now that hat is out of the way.
Asians reproduce like every other day, takes up like 1/4 of the world population. They send their own kind to work in sweat shops to make our ipods that white people made.
So what are asians proud of? being white peoples bitches?
I guess so.
Your right man. Its ... By: rebeleleven. on 12 Jun 08, 02:26:36 Your right man. Its only racist if your white.
But I'm ok with black history month. We gave them the shortest month of the year lol. Besides we have the other 11 lol.
white people = most ... By: vasouljah77. on 11 Jun 08, 18:17:13 white people = most controlling self centered people in the universe
genocide for anyone ... By: barnsoldat91. on 28 May 08, 19:54:39 genocide for anyone who isn't white :yes:
Watch "you're" ... By: princetonian609. on 28 Mar 08, 19:12:19 Watch "you're" spelling? Hahahaha. Take your uneducated message and shove it, you right wing Neanderthal.
WONDER SHOWZEN FTW
Oh, Wondershowzen.. ... By: eridaniblack. on 18 Mar 08, 03:50:25 Oh, Wondershowzen...How I miss you.
lol raped By: poematik. on 17 Mar 08, 00:19:08 lol raped
anything that white ... By: boxxez. on 04 Mar 08, 04:51:21 anything that white people do is racist to non-whites.they can call us whitey, cracker honkey, white-boy and its k. but we say gook, nigger spic etc., its racist.
blacks have black history month which is supposedly great but if there was white history month, it would be considered racist.
amnesty for illegals? why would you feel good about having an illegally placed person in your country?
so take your politically correct standards and shove it you left wing pussy.
p.s.,watch you're spelling
ok this is just ... By: quintoneto300. on 03 Feb 08, 15:41:02 ok this is just racest.
This is from Wonder ... By: benjmartin. on 16 Dec 07, 12:52:10 This is from Wonder Showzen.
nigger lover By: franktothemax. on 17 Nov 08, 06:16:30 nigger lover
are u fucken stupid ... By: rebeleleven. on 16 Nov 08, 09:16:27 are u fucken stupid? are u all fucken stupid? this is a god damn joke video. jesus fucken christ. if u dont fucken like rap, dont go around and fucken look for it on youtube. You seen the damn the damn title idiot, read. Or are u just to damn redneck? fucken republican.
that was......a ... By: terriblecliche. on 13 Oct 08, 01:04:29 that was......a youtube video
oh man you are so ... By: tjKOL. on 03 Aug 08, 13:24:33 oh man you are so racist nick.. *acts serious*..racist, just racist.
racist.
white people go ... By: ninjaxkai. on 23 Feb 08, 03:57:02 white people go fuck shit alright?
god damnit I ... By: franktothemax. on 10 Feb 08, 20:10:02 god damnit I fucking hate rap and niggers and everything they both stand for. congrats, a superman is where you cum on the bitches back and the next morning after she's rolled in her sheets she's got a sheet like cape! sounds like a #1 fucking hit to me!
god dannit you just ruined my day
Pretty retarded By: SonicRiku777. on 06 Feb 08, 02:00:14 Pretty retarded
u r raceest By: aced1300. on 03 Feb 08, 01:38:35 u r raceest
ya sortof By: natedoggo1. on 26 Jan 08, 04:35:59 ya sortof
thats a lovely ... By: MaddieXOXO1234. on 26 Jan 08, 04:33:19 thats a lovely comment! lol he doesnt seem like someone who should dance to that sorry it would be like me trying to do the soulja boy dance or sumthin lmao
freakin turd By: natedoggo1. on 26 Jan 08, 02:24:18 freakin turd
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By: IAMmichealjackson. on 21 Nov 08, 20:10:21
hehe aow this is hot shamon
By: MaverickUk666. on 21 Nov 08, 17:32:29
this is gash
By: Stanfordman110. on 21 Nov 08, 05:30:59
i just came lol thats funny
By: kirstenpanos777. on 21 Nov 08, 05:00:36
what kind of girls does he date??? lol i dont know any 1 like that hahaha
By: chrispy0111lol. on 21 Nov 08, 04:27:00
2:44
By: harokojo. on 21 Nov 08, 01:57:09
He just kaim-caim-came-SKEET!!!
By: blatantblithe. on 21 Nov 08, 00:30:51
Uh, well, "came" means "ejaculated", and spunk is sticky, so Dane's implying that the sticky stuff on the floor is his cum.
By: jessieluvsjonas. on 21 Nov 08, 00:16:03
i love this vid!! the "i just came" thing happened to me and my friends.we were sitting down and my best friend was like"Man!! These floors are so sticky!" me and my bf started laughing so hard. Shaun was like "I just came" and this dude was like SHHHHHHHHHHHHH and me and Shaun were like "fuck yo motha!" and we just cracked up!! no one got it.. i was like "Y'ALL NEVER HEARD OF DANE COOK?!?! JEEZ!" it was so funny to me and Shaun. we always watch Dane!! can't wait til we go to a movie again! lol
By: SexyKazekageGaara. on 20 Nov 08, 22:58:38
"This floor's so sticky,so sticky." "I just came"--I don't get it. Someone want to explain to me? pretty plz? =P
By: thesandman159. on 20 Nov 08, 22:46:06
fuck yo muthah
By: cassidyandmolly. on 20 Nov 08, 22:00:38
cinematic adventure!!!
By: onewholaughsalot14. on 20 Nov 08, 19:21:12
lol tht dane cook is a silly bitch. pungent means sharp, biting smell, acrid. sooo pungent and delicious are opposing. lol thats wat taking ap english will do to u. but i still luv him, this vid makes me rotflol evry time!
By: ppp9922. on 20 Nov 08, 10:17:19
he blow his venom,poison,sperm,cum,seman,man juice,orgasmic liquid!!!
By: jarhead4423. on 20 Nov 08, 05:05:49
if you killed your self how did you mange to w rite that comment
By: vtectilligetmoney. on 20 Nov 08, 04:58:50
the way dane cook puts emphasis on his actions while telling the jokes makes it even better.
By: icanblendinwithfire. on 20 Nov 08, 01:16:42
means he ejaculated... u shouldn't be watching this if u don't know what that is. xD
By: ArAlex147. on 19 Nov 08, 22:33:28
it means he unloaded sperm
By: DarrenTheKing88. on 19 Nov 08, 22:09:33
i dont get the i just came part
By: pammykinz22. on 19 Nov 08, 21:19:59
LOLZ. Fuck your mother. =) I just came....
By: chaz2290. on 19 Nov 08, 20:47:21
Like the way he 'couldn't' put his drink back in the hole lol Simple yet funny.
By: Kiffigan. on 19 Nov 08, 02:15:47
ShhhhUSH. SHUHLUHLUHLUHLUHLUSHH! XD
By: APlayaProduction. on 19 Nov 08, 00:04:40
3:42 till 3:51 fucking LMAO
By: lightconrad. on 18 Nov 08, 21:12:44
lol i just came
By: TheGundamAngel. on 18 Nov 08, 18:48:37
This made me kill myself laughing honest to gawd...thanks nick for suggesting this to me :)
By: pokemon123dude456. on 18 Nov 08, 15:46:56
not to hahaha day cpt dildo HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL