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a day in the life of a travelling fairground with music by prokofiev

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David lynch - stitch part(1of3)
Posted by: zoltai9

Video duration: 342 seconds

A short film about tennis from david lynch's POV.
Took 2 hours to film (extra footage shot weeks earlier) and two weeks to edit (using the atmos and music tracks from lynch films.)
parts 2 and 3 coming up...

Related: amature, blue, drive, dune, empire, eraserhead, filmmaker, inland, kubrick, lynch, mulholland, velvet

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Outstanding. Five.
By: daleshankins. on 03 Sep 08, 08:06:16
Outstanding. Five.

I watched them I ...
By: MEOSHABEAN1. on 10 Aug 08, 00:26:44
I watched them I will leave comments on all of them srry I always comment on the last part

hey thanks, it ...
By: zoltai9. on 09 Aug 08, 22:05:04
hey thanks, it makes a bit of sense if you can sit through all 4 parts

very nice work
By: MEOSHABEAN1. on 09 Aug 08, 21:03:17
very nice work

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well you've made me ...
By: zoltai9. on 19 Jan 08, 20:00:51
well you've made me think now. Maybe I'll add my own music to it and sound fx. Maybe as a parody it could stand as a film in its own right. Yeah, I might re-edit the soundtracks.

I asked you why ...
By: VomitSelf7. on 19 Jan 08, 17:57:32
I asked you why didn't you make it for yourself and not David Lynch?

which one? The one ...
By: zoltai9. on 19 Jan 08, 15:06:51
which one? The one about why I didn't make it for myself?

you forgot to ...
By: VomitSelf7. on 18 Jan 08, 23:44:51
you forgot to answer my question too.

shit dude, I just ...
By: zoltai9. on 18 Jan 08, 15:28:03
shit dude, I just read the reply I gave you 2 weeks ago. Sorry, man, that was really arrogant. I honestly didn't mean to seem so short with you. I have a habit of doing that kind of shit. That's why my friends took so long to get to like me.

you can see my film ...
By: entiposiako. on 07 Jan 08, 13:55:22
you can see my film too i am from Greece and my name is Valia just write on search ntetektib - detective with english subtitles write comment if you want thanks

I was just asking ...
By: VomitSelf7. on 02 Jan 08, 21:54:33
I was just asking why didn't you make it for yourself? I guess a spoof is what you intended.

er...I don't think ...
By: zoltai9. on 02 Jan 08, 20:39:13
er...I don't think you get what a spoof is. I don't care about this film like it's a precious piece of art; it's a lynch spoof. I thought that was obvious

You're trying to ...
By: VomitSelf7. on 29 Dec 07, 19:41:38
You're trying to make this one for David. Why didn't you make it for yourself?

holy cow. mastery ...
By: whatthedoe. on 27 Nov 07, 21:54:35
holy cow. mastery exemplified in one film. I'd say 9/5 stars.

i like the wall ...
By: awentguardee. on 23 Nov 07, 12:47:09
i like the wall sequence.

hee hee, it's not ...
By: zoltai9. on 22 Nov 07, 04:41:01
hee hee, it's not really your thing, is it? I love your polite little comment. It makes it all worth while, especially because you didn't say it was shit, which I wouldn't mind. I can take it.

do you want know ...
By: zoltai9. on 22 Nov 07, 04:37:25
do you want know something? I'd have been quite happy leaving it there, but there simply wasn't enough structure, whether abstract or whatever. And I made a promise to my friend to use ALL the footage we took in 2 hours and MAKE it work. It's a difficult one.............. Anyone else reading this, check out Daimon0000's films. This guy knows what he's doing.

all 4 parts are ...
By: daimon0000. on 21 Nov 07, 18:53:21
all 4 parts are great but this one is the best! lynchian atmosphere is fascinating, I would like to see it in a theatre!

Very well made! ...
By: 7seveng7. on 11 Nov 07, 18:48:32
Very well made! Artsy and creative!

That was amazing!
By: lolaknows. on 11 Nov 07, 18:38:21
That was amazing!

Nice composition ...
By: MomoDelicious. on 11 Nov 07, 18:21:17
Nice composition and editing.

I love this type of ...
By: JonathanGrass. on 17 Oct 07, 18:34:11
I love this type of art, I love Lynch... Pasolini said: "I must try to devise new techniques that would be unrecognizable, unlike anything that has been done before. Everything must seem to be perfect, based on rules that are unknown, hence, not subject to criticism. Like a madman, yes, like a madman" I like to think, this is the true rule for a masterpiece...

David Lynch - stitch PART (2of3)
Posted by: zoltai9

Video duration: 332 seconds

2nd part of the lynch/tennis/parody type thing...

Related: blue, drive, empire, inland, kubrick, lynch, mulholland, velvet

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David Lynch - STITCH PART (3OF4)
Posted by: zoltai9

Video duration: 207 seconds

PART 3 OF THIS LYNCHY/PARODY/HOMAGE /TYPE THING...

Related: amature, angelo, badalamenti, drive, empire, film, filmmaker, inland, kubrick, lynch, movie, mulholland

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LYNCH DAVID - STITCH PART (4OF4)
Posted by: zoltai9

Video duration: 203 seconds

LAST PART OF THE BEST LYNCH -TYPE SHORT EVER.

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Lucas sued me
Posted by: zoltai9

Video duration: 153 seconds

Inspired by the so called fat kid legend (which I still haven't seen). dumbest star wars parody ever. I apologize in advance. Those that hate silliness, do not watch.

Related: george, jedi, lucas, school, star, stitch, wars

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stromy
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